These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

A guy sees a pretty lady at the end of the bar and is interested in buying her a drink. He tells the bartender that he will buy her another of whatever she is drinking.

The bartender says "OK, I'll pour it for her. But just for your information, she's a hooker. She'll do what you want for money."

The drink gets delivered and the woman makes eyes at the guy, inviting him over. After a couple of minutes of chatting, the guy gets up the nerve to ask her: "The bartender says you're a hooker, is that true?"

The woman says "Yes. I do it for the money. In fact, I'll do anything for $200."

The guy thinks for a minute and then pulls out $200, gives it to her and says "Paint my house."