Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living.
Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!"
To which Mrs. Walton replied, "Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."
"No mom. Every time we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says I just caught another fish
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